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thank you
mr toastmaster
i have a tip for how to leave a fool
hanging (long pause)
and for my next joke: What an old fool
thought the well-dressed gentleman as he
watched an old man fish in a puddle just
outside a pub
so he invited the old man inside for a
drink because he felt sorry for him
as they sipped their whiskies the
gentleman thought he’d humor the old man
and asked
so how many have you caught today the
old man replied
well you’re the eighth!
i got an email from a nigerian prince
telling me that if i could just help him
cash his million dollar check i could
keep ten percent
what does he think i am a fool? i already
answered the message from a prince from
qatar last week
too late nigerian prince he beat you to
the punch
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and that’s all the jokes i have but i
have a tip for all of you:
to be vigilant on april 1st don’t be so
naive to believe
every tweet or facebook post and don’t
trust any of the headlines most of it
is unbelievable, you know just like every
other day
back to you toastmaster thank you very
much
Tonia that was funny i enjoyed that
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